The Colony of Might Mator Puzzle is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.822 billion Might Mator Puzzleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.7%.

The Might Mator Puzzlean economy, worth 125 trillion markas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 44,412 markas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, children use fake IDs to purchase candy, and decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Might Mator Puzzle's national animal is the lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Might Mator Puzzle is ranked 191,510^th in the world and 3,402^nd in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 46.37 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.